I know. But I had to write something. Let's leave it at that.

"AHHHH!"

Donovan sat helplessly as his long time friend KDoledi was blasted away by enemy fire. Donovan couldn't believe his eyes, a little cartoon tank with eyes had just incinerated his old friend, who he had met twenty minutes ago, with lightning. Not that that was surprising; all tanks were like that at the time.

KDoledi said to Donovan as he flew up into the heavens: "T.T". This very deep expression of emotion enraged Donovan; he would have his revenge. Even if it meant taking down the rest of the enemy team with him.

Luckily, the enemy army consisted of just two people. They were also weak enough that if one of them were shot down, the other would retreat. But Donovan was face to face with one that had more stamina than him and the other soldier was in the most awkward position for a target ever. To make matters worse, they could only shoot when it was their turn. It was really inconvieniant.

"LOL WE'RE OWNING THESE NOOBS!" was the current war cry of the enemy directly in front of Donovan as the enemy blasted him at point blank range. Donovan had no way to take down this beast: he had to make the impossible shot. He couldn't even see where he was shooting; he only knew that his target was somewhere behind and below the glaring tank in front of him.

At 57 degrees, 3/8 of the tank's ability to make a bullet travel, and using all his remaining strength, Donovan took the chance.

BAM BAM BAM!!!

The miracle had happened; the enemy collapsed and Donovan avenged his ally! Gold randomly appeared in front of him for accomplishing the task, and he then took off. As Donovan left the scene of the battle, he heard a familiar voice.

"Donovan! That was totally sweet!"

"You...you're not dead?"

"Naw, I just used a little escape pod to fly away, why?"

"Um..no reason...."

And so the battle that took place for no reason was over, until Donovan and KDoledi would once again pick a fight with another group of people they've never met before.